Thursday, September 11, 2008

Plant life


Here's some true Great Art from our recent camping trip to Clark's Fork. I just love Still Life, don't you? A marginal part of my famous Camping series.

Extreme Short Shrift. Stayed up too late last night and it's already time for bed. So I'll make this a quick one.

Spent a lot of time on the phone this evening with Loyal Reader Number Three. He was struggling with some Math homework. I gave him some (possibly spurious) advice and enjoyed the chat. We'll see how much he ends up enjoying it when his graded assignment comes back.

We're getting more excited all the time about his weekend visit, which starts tomorrow evening. Safe journey, LRN3!

We have some interesting, thoughtful comments on yesterday's controversy. Of course, the airline was apparently looking for people who are already bald, but I think that's just pure discrimination. What's the difference between a bald head and a shaved head? Other than stubble. And the real possibility that their Living Billboard might let his hair grow and collect the money without ever really advertising at all. Of course, the bald guy could just wear a hat. So it's totally fair.

Anyway. I think we'll go with a new Morrowlife controversy. Namely, this: Should the City Fathers of Saugatuck, Michigan pay this guy's bill? My answer: Yes, and put him on the payroll permanently. He's probably cheaper than the lousy help they already have.

Here's one more slightly controversial topic: they're now using dogs as witnesses in court. I can't see any problem with that, can you? I hate to think what Loyal Pet Number One might do to me in court, given the chance. I might be spending the rest of my life in a small plastic kennel.

Time for bed. See you tomorrow.

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6 Comments:

Blogger Andy Morrow said...

The French are so weird. Now they're trying to act out You Lucky Dog in the actual legal system. What will they think of next - actually killing Mr. Body and pitting the suspects against each other as detectives?
Furthermore, I think the guy from Michigan absolutely should be paid. I will now be tempted to do the same thing myself on occasion.

Thu Sep 11, 10:23:00 PM  
Blogger Paul said...

I agree that the bathroom guy should be on the city payroll. Seems like he does a better job than the current people.

I'm not sure how "barking furiously" means something to a court. I thought that meant that Timmy fell down the well. I figure snakes would make much better witnesses because they could spell things out with their bodies. I'd better start teaching Eva to spell...

Fri Sep 12, 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous k8 said...

Hey Paul, you don't need a part time job! You can just teach Eva to be a snake-ouija board! Do you know the sheckels we could make from concessions alone?!

$10 to whoever can tell me the correct movie reference in that last line!

Fri Sep 12, 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Shannon said...

I've cleaned a lot of bathrooms, but this one in MI doesn't sound like one I'd like to tackle. Although if I was paid $156 dollars for every bathroom I've cleaned....

Fri Sep 12, 01:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Missed your Friday blog.

Sat Sep 13, 10:14:00 PM  
Blogger Mark said...

Ha, Paul, you can see it now: "The cats did it!"

Sun Sep 14, 09:24:00 AM  

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